MAGIC"I want it and I want it NOW!" What else can one expect from a generation that got their nourishment from INSTANT NOODLES?
GREW UP IN THE 80sThe 80s was a decade infamous for its fashion faux pas. We look back in embarrassment. Wear this T-shirt as a disclaimer. But ridiculous clothes aside, 80s music ROCKS!
RESTRICTEDYou TV addicts and film buffs, especially the ones whom the authorities have decided are underaged, will surely appreciate my need to spoof this annoying warning from the censors.
QUEEN OF PROCRASTINATIONWill the real QUEEN of ProcrastiNATION please stand up?
There are just too many of you staking a claim to this throne! I smell an impending power struggle. Happening at some point in the future I'm sure.
FASHION POLICEBe empowered! Swagger down the streets in this T-shirt and give yourself the right to arrest all the criminal dressers who bring ugly into the world!
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