And then, there's BATCH 3!

DADDY'S GIRL
You can be 5, 25, or 55! There really is no age limit for this title. Anyone can be "Daddy's Girl"...
Don't be shy now!

LISTEN TO YOUR INNER AUNTIE
She is in there somewhere! There's one residing inside each of us. She may embarrass you at times, but she knows what she's talking about! Resistance is futile.

CHARMING IN THE CHATROOM
Not to say that you are not charming in person, but you know just how much more charming you can be behind that screen! In fact, you can be anything you want to be in that chat room, and charming is just one of the legal ones...

THE TOKEN OTHER
This is a T-shirt for EVERYONE! We are all an "other" to others, aren't we? Don't be upset about being a token. The fact is, they need you there for contrast. The way I see it, it's your chance to stand out!

SPEAK TO MY AGENT
This snootier version of "Talk to the hand!" can save you from any undesirable interaction at glitzy parties, especially if you're pretending to be a movie star.

TEACHER'S PET

For good children, it's a much coveted status. For naughty children, it's a label they throw at the nerds. And for kinky grown-ups, it's a scandalous reputation!

Here comes BATCH 2!

MAGIC
"I want it and I want it NOW!" What else can one expect from a generation that got their nourishment from INSTANT NOODLES?

GREW UP IN THE 80s
The 80s was a decade infamous for its fashion faux pas. We look back in embarrassment. Wear this T-shirt as a disclaimer. But ridiculous clothes aside, 80s music ROCKS!

RESTRICTED
You TV addicts and film buffs, especially the ones whom the authorities have decided are underaged, will surely appreciate my need to spoof this annoying warning from the censors.

QUEEN OF PROCRASTINATION
Will the real QUEEN of ProcrastiNATION please stand up?
There are just too many of you staking a claim to this throne! I smell an impending power struggle. Happening at some point in the future I'm sure.

FASHION POLICE
Be empowered! Swagger down the streets in this T-shirt and give yourself the right to arrest all the criminal dressers who bring ugly into the world!

SPAWN$TAR T-shirts! BATCH 1!

RETAIL THERAPY
Feel a bad bout of mood swings kicking in? Fear not! Just get out there and SHOP! Consumerism is a happy pill! Many women swear by it. I wonder what Roy Liechtenstein would say...

SUPERSHOPPER!
There are SHOPPERS, and then there are SUPERSHOPPERS! This is a tribute to shopaholics in a league of their own, whose spending habits have reached SUPER HERO proportions!

GREEDY GIRL
Finally, a T-shirt for FOODIES! This is dedicated to all food-loving females who make it their life's mission to shamelessly celebrate their passion for food in public.

GOOD CONVENT SCHOOL GIRL
Honestly, have you ever met a GOOD Convent School Girl? I should know! I'm a thoroughbred Convent School Girl myself!

I LOVE TOYS
Inspired by I Heart NY souvenir T-shirts, and spoofing them in the same breath. Of course, what toys you play with in the privacy of your own home is really none of anybody's business... We're not here to judge!

DANGER: HIGH-STRUNG
This is essential for those days when you really should warn others that it is in their best interest to steer clear of your path.

TALLER ON TV
TV is a convenient vehicle for escapism, the perfect way to indulge in any delusion! This is for those who feel they could be taller. (Who doesn't?) And the ones who hunch as a result of their height may want to wear it just to rub it in.

SPAWN$TAR T-SHIRTS on SALE!!!

For 2 WEEKS only!
All XXS T-SHIRTS are going for just $10!!!

And all other sizes are going for $20! That's a 20% discount from the original price of $25!

Go to www.spawnstar.com.sg to choose the design you like, (I apologize for the tiny pictures on that partly defunct website, and I'll post some decent photos of the T-shirts soon), study the SIZE CHARTS and figure out what fits you, then email your orders to spawnstar@gmail.com

SPAWN$TAR T-shirts are limited to 101 pieces per design! And each T-shirt is individually numbered and personally autographed! So GRAB your SPAWN$TAR T-SHIRTS now and WEAR THE ATTITUDE!