And then, there's BATCH 3!

DADDY'S GIRL
You can be 5, 25, or 55! There really is no age limit for this title. Anyone can be "Daddy's Girl"...
Don't be shy now!

LISTEN TO YOUR INNER AUNTIE
She is in there somewhere! There's one residing inside each of us. She may embarrass you at times, but she knows what she's talking about! Resistance is futile.

CHARMING IN THE CHATROOM
Not to say that you are not charming in person, but you know just how much more charming you can be behind that screen! In fact, you can be anything you want to be in that chat room, and charming is just one of the legal ones...

THE TOKEN OTHER
This is a T-shirt for EVERYONE! We are all an "other" to others, aren't we? Don't be upset about being a token. The fact is, they need you there for contrast. The way I see it, it's your chance to stand out!

SPEAK TO MY AGENT
This snootier version of "Talk to the hand!" can save you from any undesirable interaction at glitzy parties, especially if you're pretending to be a movie star.

TEACHER'S PET

For good children, it's a much coveted status. For naughty children, it's a label they throw at the nerds. And for kinky grown-ups, it's a scandalous reputation!